Some Things That Crack Me Up...

I bought this book today called "Bitter with Baggage Seeks Same" (The Life & Times of Some Chicks)by artist Sloane Tanen. As I was thumbing through it in Barnes & Noble, I was literally laughing so hard & so loud that I had to buy it so I could go somewhere private to laugh my ass off. The following picts. are most likely copyrighted, so I might get into trouble for putting them up... but they are truly hysterical (I think)! Here's just a sample...Enjoy!

"Anastasia was through making out with Ian. He was never going to change."

"Carl wasn't exactly what Mindy was hoping for..but he WAS Jewish."
"Enough with the bread crumbs already. Who's still eating carbs?"
"Bridget had to ask herself if the "all over" body wax had in fact been a very bad idea."And MANY other funny picts!
Now, onto OTHER things that crack my shit up...
An Oldie But Goodie..."More crappy children's art work.":
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.F
For more "brutal honesty", you can go to Maddox's Worldand laugh your ass off or send him hate mail (that's hysterical too).
Also, I love the e-mail about the stink shield that a passenger erected on a Continental Airlines flight.
So, there you have it...Shit that cracks me up! Hope you enjoyed it as much as I do!!!



11 Comments:
holy smoke i think the fire engine is really quite good!
lolzz, thanks for the Monday morning laugh. You have no idea how i needed it.
Fab: Chickens in Distress? What next?.
Now about the paintings...being a single Dad I can actually appreciate(and have to) the art of the infant.
No 1: Fire engine is flashing it's lights - Not hairy!
No2: The card is Blue and any 5 yr old will tell you the best colour on a dark background is white.
No3: Kids are colour blind and more is better.
I can't get to my fridge for artwork. There are that many magnets on it that I cannot even open the door (LOL)
JJ~ It does have a picasso-esque quality- si, no?
Stephy~ My pleasure doll. You do it for me so often, glad I could return the fave.
Scorpy~ I appreciate your tender heartedness, but you have to admit~ It's extreme & pretty freakin' funny- "Ding, Ding.. Here comes the shit mobile" NEVER gets old for me!
Fab: I do understand but the hard part is always when they show me their latest "Andy Warhol meets Salvador Dali" and I have to guess what it is. I look at them on the fridge and wonder what goes thru their little brains as they try to relate something to paper. It is almost as much fun to watch them doing it as it is to see the finished product.
PS: my previous post was tongue cheek ~grin~
ohmygod I must get that book now! I can see why it had you laughin in the middle of the book store! Seriously, that is hilarious. :) Thanks girl!
ohmygod I must get that book now! I can see why it had you laughin in the middle of the book store! Seriously, that is hilarious. :) Thanks girl!
*clears throat*
Ahem.
You've just been tagged.
*runs away*
ew i'm disgusting. I dupli-commented.
Scorpy~ My bad! I'm not so good at picking up on "tongue & cheek" via blog. : ) I'm sure your LL's are adorable, would LOVE to see their little masterpieces sometime! : )
Buggy~ Isn't it a riot?! You SHOULD buy it- then, maybe I won't get prosecuted for pirating and publishing copyrighted pictures- Oh please, please buy it! (In my BEST "Scarlett O'Hara" whine...)
BTW~Thanks for dup-commenting! It only means you care enough to send it TWICE! : )~
Fab
Bevis- You tagging bastard. I've tagged all my blog friends- I'm destined to be lunching alone in the cafeteria! ; )~
I have that book on my coffee table! I love it!
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